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Happy Halloween!
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53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
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It's like Matthew Morrison purposely tries to be...
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I ship Alt!liv with everyone except with Peter.
#with azazeal #with gene hunt #with harry venn #with wesley The tags just killed me.
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WatchWatch
sekihananon: hinacle: norpnorp: enbukyokualine: biancavirina: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS! This…. Is awesome Use the slimer pattern: ; u ; THIS IS GORGEOUS hory shit  FUCKING HELL.
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Fringe fans, if you're annoyed about baseball...
How about no? I quit that show for a reason. Also, they’re two entirely different genres, one cannot substitute the other. Don’t use our misfortune to promote your fandom agenda, it makes you seem like a bit of an ass.
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Thriller Cat Redux
animalsbeingdicks: Halloween is almost here. Who knew Whiskers had a partner?
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does anybody have any recommendations for some...
anything Daniel Clowes, mainly Ghost World. Also Persepolis, or any of Marjane Satrapi’s work. I could also link a few good webcomics, but I’m not going to unless you ask.
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Behind the Name →
aginghipsterking: paul-dinellos-abs: psychopathsgetbored: thebeardofglory: fal-the-epic: lake-pontchartrain: poor-mans-arc-reactor: ass-assassin: godtierjohn: teppelin: Rebecca Servant Of God Gender: Female Origin: Hebrew Melanie Dark-Skinned Gender: Female Origin: Greek Morgan The Edge Of The Sea  Gender: Unisex Origin: Welsh Noelani  Heavenly Beauty  Gender: Female...
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“When somebody says, “I don’t think women should be raped for wearing short...”
– (via mollay)
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There hasn't been a general strike in the US since...
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i-say-no-to-status-quo: everyone-loves-a-rebel-harry: 0nlyeverme: simplyskyee: nandoswithmysexyleprechaun: judesgirl: :D i am entertained so easily MY LIFE HAS JUST BEEN COMPLETED!! i literally sat with my mouth wide open in amazement. bless that man When it pops its just like zhwoop! down the line. This guy knows how to live man. living — you’re doing it right.
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Reblog and write the opposite of your URL
seattlescrewball: missmersey: thereisnofriday: neinneinneinneinneinnein: gofordajump: wallywest: montysnrub: skuboglesby: lilghoster: lowtax: hightax bigfleshster antiskuboglesby mr burns Captain cold stopfordasit Jajajajajaja mondayisathingthatexists misternotmersey … what the fuck is the opposite of seattle the opposite of seattle is hell. There is also...
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